Go To Hell doormat
Our new and unapologetically rude coir door mat is finally here! Made of recycled husks of coconut, this environmentally friendly doormat promises to wipe the shoes of your friends and stick it to your unlikelihood, whether it be solicitors, bozos, or nosy neighbours! Get lost!
17" x 29". Fits nicely in front of most standard doors! Designed by yours truly and guaranteed to look adorable.